What did the baby corn say to the mommy corn? Answer: Where's pop corn!
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Answer: Because his father was in a jam!
Why are father's like parking spaces? Answer: Because all the good one are taken!
What did the daddy spider say to the baby the spider? Answer: You spend to much time on the web!
Why did the cookie cry? Answer: because his father was a "WAFFER" for so long!
How do you know that your father is planning for the future? Answer:He's buying two cases instead of one!